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JESSY BLANCHARD

WORDSMITH  |  COPYWRITER

Words are hard. Jessy words good. Equal parts left brain and right brain, Jessy brings critical thinking and passion to every job she touches.

 

Compose a haiku.
I have never seen
A rainbow quite as pretty
As your smiling face
I wrote that for my husband, who is the best person in the whole world. (Love you, Adam!)

What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you?
My life is one giant weird thing. Here’s a PG-rated oddity: When I worked in a comedy club, a very over-privileged woman made me crawl through the ticket booth window in order to access the main office and see if her designer sunglasses were in the lost and found. They were not.

Who’s your favorite Muppet?
Animal. He knows what he’s about, and I respect that. Also, love me some drums.

Do you want the funk? Explain why or why not in 10 words or less.
I don’t want the funk, but the funk wants me.

What word or expression do you use far too often?
I’ve been trying not to cuss like a sailor because I’m afraid of the ocean. So, now I say “good night” instead of so many expletives.

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