Tacky Christmas Sweater #5: "No words can tame this image"

Our resident thespians, Jonathan and Brandon, weren’t here for our photo shoot this week. Luckily we were able to substitute this publicity shot for their two-man Christmas sweater-themed production of Shakespeare’s Two Gentlemen of Verona, which debuted off Broadway last year. The triumphant run followed their less-well-received interpretation of Romeo and Juliet, in which Jonathan played all the members of the House of Montague, and Brandon, all of house Capulet. We wish them luck as they kick off rehearsals for their upcoming experimental wrestle-epic Hollywood Hamlet vs. Stone Cold King Lear. Break a leg, fellas!