"I want that baby," quips office pup, Mona

Is it here? Is it? Is It?
Isit? I sit? What? I sit?
Treat? Good Dog.
It smelled like my kind of diaper.
It was small and wiggled a lot.
I didn’t know what all the fuss was about…
And then I saw it.
They called it “baby.”
They said, “Wyaaaaaaatt” and then “baby” and well, I just wanted to see it.
To smell it closer.
Everyone held it and I kept asking but they told me “down.”
And then it left.
Please bring it back!
I ask Dennis every day to please bring it back!
I want to lick it’s fingers and toes.
And clean up the slobber.
Please bring it back!