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Recently while perusing the web trying to break through an ongoing blog brain block I came across a site called Choose Your Ipsum.  I’ve never looked forward to my next opportunity to place dummy copy as I now do.  Usually when I need some filler Lorem ipsum copy, I just have some random paragraphs generated from some random site, but no more.  No more boring filler copy.  This site is chock full of fun new twists on the old boring Lorem ipsum. I’m just going to list a few examples with a small sample of copy:
Chuck Norris Ipsum
Chuck ipsum. Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!” Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
Beer Ipsum
keg final gravity brewing hops sour/acidic. draft (draught) autolysis length, ” barrel bitter.” krausen black malt? rims. primary fermentation wheat beer glass carboy hops lager dunkle bittering hops. brew kettle barrel lauter tun; hydrometer degrees plato pitch bunghole. lambic draft (draught) bitter bacterial hop back priming. wit hand pump primary fermentation, real ale.
Zombie Ipsum
Zombie ipsum brains reversus ab cerebellum viral inferno, brein nam rick mend grimes malum cerveau cerebro. De carne cerebro lumbering animata cervello corpora quaeritis. Summus thalamus brains sit , morbo basal ganglia vel maleficia? De braaaiiiins apocalypsi gorger omero prefrontal cortex undead survivor fornix dictum mauris. Hi brains mindless mortuis limbic cortex soulless creaturas optic nerve, imo evil braaiinns
Today was the first time I’ve ever read Dummy copy and laughed out loud.  Even if you don’t need any Lorem ipsum copy it’s still a good read.
Some of my favorites include:
Samuel L. Ipsum
Arnold Ipsum
The Vatican Assassin (Charlie Sheen)
Romney Ipsum

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