Tacky Christmas Sweater #13: "Donovan takes on the black diamond"

Skiing may be the sport of kings, but it’s not without its dangers. Take for example poor young Donovan here, who’s been frozen solid in this position ever since he was overtaken by an avalanche on Paoli Peaks this weekend. We expect that he’ll thaw out to the point he can start getting some work done around Thursday. Until then, he’ll be standing in for the hat rack by the front door, pretty much 24-hours a day.