Tacky Christmas Sweater #18: "Men's Fashion Barn IS open on Christmas Eve!"

We don’t know who this guy is, but we did find this photo clipping laying on Dennis’ empty desk. Based on the evidence, it seems Dennis took off running to Men’s Fashion Barn for their annual Christmas Eve matching-socks-and-tie sale. If we know him, right now he’s slugging it out with some feisty octogenarian ‘neath the warm glow of a flashing blue light. But if that’s what it takes to be on the cutting edge of men’s holiday semi-formalwear, then that’s what it takes! We salute your tenacity Dennis!
And on behalf of everyone at Current Marketing, we wish all of you a happy, safe and healthy holiday. Now go eat, drink and be merry!