What the #&!! were they thinking?!?!? Parts I and II

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Part I

Say what you want about the mental capacities of our current president, Dub-ya never showed up on WWE.

I can’t believe the three remaining candidates — or their handers — agreed to this! Honestly, I sat at my computer trying to discern if these were just really good lookalikes, because no candidate can hold the Office in appropriate esteem and do this!!! Play the sax on Arsenio Hall, but please don’t denigrate the position of Leader of the Free World by endorsing professional rasslin’.

As a matter of fact, Mr. Obama, I do “smell what Barack is cooking,” and it stinks. Badly.

You three are making Ralph Nader look serious!

As a voter, I’m insulted.

Part II

Billy Ray, have you lost your achy-breaky mind???? What part of “let your teenage daughter pose nude” could even start to sound like a good idea? Forget the fact that Disney has pumped millions of dollars into the Hannah Montana franchise to make her more famous and successful that you could have dreamed for your one-hit self. You’re supposed to protect her! It’s fathers like you who give Flatwoods and the rest of this great Commonwealth a bad name.

As a Kentuckian (and a proud member of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels), I am appalled. As a father, I’m insulted.

I’m going to try and have a good Derby anyway. Ten dollars across the board on Big Brown, please….


  • Carla B.
    April 30, 2008, 8:59 am  Reply

    I agree that Miley Cyrus’ “artistic” photos were in bad taste. And I wouldn’t want my 5 year old to see them and think it’s cool. But if that’s the only thing that we can say about Miley and her dad, then it’s not so bad. What about Vanessa Hudgens (star of High School Musical)? She had totally naked pics all over the web. And Jamie Lynn Spears (star of Zoey 101)? She’s 16 and pregnant!
    Maybe Billy Ray and Miley will be more cautious about the future pictures that are taken, and hopefully she can stay out of the tabloids… for now anyway.

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