Month: December 2008

Tacky Christmas Sweater #18: "Men's Fashion Barn IS open on Christmas Eve!"

We don’t know who this guy is, but we did find this photo clipping laying on Dennis’ empty desk. Based on the evidence, it seems Dennis took off running to Men’s Fashion Barn for their annual Christmas Eve matching-socks-and-tie sale. If we know him, right now he’s slugging it out with some feisty octogenarian ‘neath …

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Tacky Christmas Sweater #16: "Mona, the red-nosed Labradeer"

Why is this woman smiling? Obviously, because after decades as a dog breeder, Lisa has finally succeeded in fulfilling a life-long dream: the 8 point labradeer. “For years people have laughed at the very idea of crossing a canine with a ruminant,” Lisa said recently. “But who has the last laugh now? These animals are …

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Tacky Christmas Sweater #15: "Hey, jingle deez…"

Let’s face it, lumps of coal in the stocking aren’t always the most effective motivator for the truly naughty. So when Santa needs enforcement, he calls on this man: Ricky “The Reindeer” Schardein. “Christmas isn’t all sugar plums and mistletoe,” said Schardein in the recent VH1 special, Santa: Behind the Red Suit. “There’s always that …

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Tacky Christmas Sweater #14: "It's all in the pivot points"

Who knew that twenty-five years after the demise of Nick’s 70’s-era dance troupe, Lord Funk-O-More & The Electric Spank, a few of the old stage props would come in handy again. “These lights were part of my ‘robot’ solo,” Nick said over drinks at the office Christmas party. “I’d slip on the specs and start …

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Tacky Christmas Sweater #13: "Donovan takes on the black diamond"

Skiing may be the sport of kings, but it’s not without its dangers. Take for example poor young Donovan here, who’s been frozen solid in this position ever since he was overtaken by an avalanche on Paoli Peaks this weekend. We expect that he’ll thaw out to the point he can start getting some work …

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Tacky Christmas Sweater #11: "No holiday should be chuteless"

Though you wouldn’t know it from the way it’s been edited, this photograph was taken in mid air — some 10,000 feet off the ground — from the helmet-cam of another member of Allison’s stunt holiday skydiving troupe, The Kringles. “This dive wasn’t supposed to be chute-less,” she recently told Jumper Magazine. “But when I …

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Tacky Christmas Sweater #10: "The Power of Suggestion Compels You!"

It’s one thing to win a bunch of state fair ribbons for hypnotizing farm animals, it’s quite another to start practicing your dark arts around the office. Sadly Anthony didn’t exercise this sort of judgment when he used his powers of suggestion to convince Katy she was Dasher, one of Santa’s reindeer. Now, instead of …

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